One step away from reality TV fame.

My friend Katie sent me to the A&E website to check out an episode of "Duck Dynasty" that includes bees. She thought it would be right up the alley of the Lewis menfolk. After all, the show includes plenty of camo, liberal use of the term "idiot," age winning over youth, 4-wheelers, swamps, duck huntin', and more facial hair than Hagrid could ever hope to aspire to.

You can watch the episode, commercial free, here.

If you enjoy watching grown men make fools of themselves and create eloquent analogies between bees and women, you have to watch this episode.

I laughed, was stunned by the size of the hive built directly on a tree limb, and would love to see the video of what happened after Phil got the hive home. They made it sound like there was no problem, but this beekeeper is aware that there's a long distance between a box full of bees and comb and a jar of honey.

Think Mrs. Kay's would share her recipe for pecan honey pie?

And I'd like to know when the Lewises are going to become reality TV stars. We've got camo. We've got bees. We shoot things. We blow up stuff. Oh wait. We don't have a multi-million dollar duck call company. And we don't have an Uncle Si (thankfully).

If Mark ever grows his beard or hair that long, I tell ya, we're in trouble, people.

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